Each movie review will be listed along side a rating like the example below. We will endevor to entertain, educate and elucidate our findings to you.The ratings range from 1 being worst, to 29 being best. Here are two examples:

[1] Robot Monster

Highly regarded as the worst movie ever made. It does not even have the Ed Wood flavor to bring it up a level to camp. Hyper-Hysterical Cold War paranoia bundled with an overdeveloped sense of alien intelligence make this movie barely worth sitting through. {AB}

[29] Star Wars: Episode 3

This will be the final movie of the 6 movie set. What can Lucas do to make this series sucessful? What kind of ending will be so provocative to encourage repeat viewing when one knows the completed story line? Although I beleive that the whole 6 film series should be called the Rise and Fall of Anakin Skywalker, these movies trancend one character or issue. That is what make the first three timeless and enjoyable even when you know all the dialog. If anyone can pull off a totally satisfying plot line its George Lucas. He is a master storyteller. And now with the complete power of digital programing available to him (remember the remakes of the Episodes 4, 5 & 6 were just a test drive of what we are about to experience - note the wholesale changes to Mos Eisley in Episode 4.) Lucas is going to be able to create a universe so real and full of life, I think the movie public is going to be in for a real shock.{AB}

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