This site has all of those Real Men of Genius commercials from Bud Weiser. You can listen to them as well as read the lyrics. Too fun. These are the lyrics of the most recent addition. Enjoy!
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer
(Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer)
Some men flip through a catalog looking for furniture, you flip through a catalog looking for someone to CLEAN the furniture.
(I don't do windows!)
Nothing says, "I will love you forever" like a quick swipe of a credit card at the altar
(What's your payment plan?)
Women wait their whole lives for a man to say, "I do". In your case I do... agree to pay the sum of 3000 American dollars
(Let's talk annulment)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O' Catalog Casanova, your spouse maybe full price, but you'll always be our better half.
(Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer)
Last edited by BB on Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:11 pm; edited 1 time in total
No MP3s, lyrics only
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:31 pm
BB
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Note: Only the lyrics remain as the lawyers have quashed unauthorized distributions of the advertising campaign...go figure.
Here's to you Mr. Successful Advertising Campaign Quasher...
(Mr. Successful Advertising Campaign Quasher)
While your company sets itself on fire to sell more product, you are there stamping out the flames...
(No free press for me, thanks!)
There is no way that a groundswell of interest will get started on your watch.
(Cease and Desist!)
Grassroots campaigns are for suckers. You have paid millions of dollars to make sure our product appears in the right places, so you we don't have to look for it.
(What's the name again?)
Drink up an ice cold Bud Light and watch your marketing executives run crying to the boss. You run the show dammit.
(Mr. Successful Advertising Campaign Quasher)
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