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    The Arnold movie for the (1996) Christmas season. Plot: Pit two crazed guys against one another (Arnold and Sinbad). Each are trying to fin this doll called Turbo Man for their kids. A next door neighbor is trying to pickup Arnold's wife. There you have it; HO. HO. HO. Gee doesn't this sound like entertainment?

    This movie even shows a Santa Claus dealing in the Black Market. Isn't this just what you want your kids to see? By the end of the movie your just ready to scream, "Just end it already! Get Me OUT OF HERE!!" Almost forgot - Robert Conrad plays a re-occuring roll of a cop all throughout this movie. Robert, Are you desperate or what?

    As you can tell, the Frenetic MovieMan did not like this movie, and he has no choice but to rate it a 3 out of 29. Arnold, You better wake up and smell the coffee. A couple of more movies like this and your wife will be supporting you. I don not recommend this movie for kids, unless you want your your kids to think that Santa steals stuff and makes your parents buy it from him.

    To sum it up in one word: TRASH. {MA}

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    Added: April 7th 2004
    Reviewer: MA
    29 Point Scale Score: 3    [3]

    Related Link (IMDB): IMDB
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    Language: english


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