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    Prometheus [20]

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    Top 15 important lessons learned in the Prometheus movie from Ridley Scott:

    1.) Always watch your drink. 
    2.) Linear thinking may be your downfall. 
    3.) Never play the flute of another man. 
    4.) Alien Biologists always should protect their body orifices. Corrosion-resistant bio-hazard suits should be the order of the day. 
    5.) Always using extreme caution when opening storage jars on alien worlds. 
    6.) Once you reach your destination, Kill the Android. 
    7) Learn to read maps before splitting from people who do. 
    8.) Humans lose their tactical advantage when leaving their home planet. 
    9.) Never take off your helmet in the untested alien atmosphere. 
    10.) Never try to pet an unknown alien life form. 
    11.) "Because I choose to believe it" is not a valid explanation for anything. 
    12.) Always quarantine anything coming from the alien planet onto the ship. 
    13.) Before signing up for a multiyear voyage, be sure to inquire the purpose and destination. A will and annuity for your next of kin might be necessary 
    14.) Never trust a robot with a Peter O Toole fetish. 
    15.) Avoid berating your bartender, server or anyone who has access to your food. In particular, avoid ethnic slurs.

    Added: June 12th 2012
    Reviewer: BB
    29 Point Scale Score: 20    [20]

    Related Link (IMDB): Prometheus (IMDB)
    Hits: 2094
    Language: english

      

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